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Congratulations! You have won the Google Fake Lottery, and you did not even have to buy a ticket.

Unfortunately, while you did avoid the up-front costs of ticket purchase, you will not be able to avoid paying costs to claim your prize. These costs cannot be taken from the prize because the prize is entirely fictional. Your money, fortunately, is real.

It may be necessary for you to make several payments before you realize the difficulties involved with fake lotteries. Be patient.